A really nice looking young lady went out to a neighborhood bar with her best friends and was having a great time, except for being irritated by a older guy just staring at her nonstop. It got to be too much after a while, so she decided to try to shame him to get him to cut it out. She marched right up to him and said,
"OK pal, looks like you like my merchandise so here's the deal...$200 and I will do ANYTHING you want. Whaddya say, sport?"
The older guy thought about it for a second, then his face lit up and he quickly pulled the $200 out of his wallet. He leaned over and extended the money while giving her a smoky look and replied...
"I want you to paint my house..."
"OK pal, looks like you like my merchandise so here's the deal...$200 and I will do ANYTHING you want. Whaddya say, sport?"
The older guy thought about it for a second, then his face lit up and he quickly pulled the $200 out of his wallet. He leaned over and extended the money while giving her a smoky look and replied...
"I want you to paint my house..."
