Originally Posted By: Nick1994
Well if the only good thing about the car is handling and brakes, then it's a pretty worthless car.
Then you are not BMW's target market (or perhaps historical target market). They can be more upscale than this (the 5'ers and the 7's) but that DOES command a price premium and ride always favours handling over mushiness. My M5 didn't ride like a Lincoln, nor should it have.
Originally Posted By: Nick1994
I didn't really mention brakes for this because this one needs brakes badly, rotors are warped and the brakes suck.
That, and the VANOS issue, should probably be addressed or at least acknowledged as a caveat in your review. Our old (and high mileage) 328i certainly wasn't a rocket and probably resembles this car in most ways (save the brakes, which were excellent). It was however in proper running order after I changed the TB and would certainly spin the tires if you laid into it from a stop. It didn't have buckets of torque by any stretch of the imagination (my sister's 330i being significantly faster) but it generally had a pretty good power curve, which was, as others have noted, much stronger once you passed 3,500RPM and got into the engine's power band. However the VANOS works to "pad" the bottom end, so it should not be a raging turd below that point and the changeover should not be like a "light switch", so if it is, and is, then, as I noted earlier, you probably have a VANOS problem, which defaults the cams to their fully retarded position, greatly softening the bottom end and causing the engine to really "come alive" when it comes onto the cams at around 3,500.