UPDATE!!!!
Okay ladies and gents, the weather here is a bone chilling 51 degrees, but determined as I was, I was compelled to brave this bitter winter weather and tackle the "tighty whitey" dilemma of the dancing V-6.
First things first - bundle up. I wouldn't want to catch my death of cold and have to visit you good Bitogers via a spiritual medium.
Second step - let's have a look at that thar coil pack. Terminals were rusty and corroded. My Chinese knock off dremel with it's tiny wire brush made quick work of making it all look bright and new. Likewise the inside of the plug boots themselves. I ran the tiny brush inside each boot and polished the metal connector to a mirror finish in less time than it takes to tell.
The third step involves jacking up the rear of the car and replacing the fuel filter. A quick job since with the wheel removed, the filter is easy to access. The old filter was somewhat dirty, but I've seen a lot worse. (note to self, put the cigarette out BEFORE removing the filter - thankfully the fire demons were busy elsewhere and I escaped un-burnt).
Now comes step number four which is the most exciting - the cam position sensor. Why the cam position sensor you ask? Because I had one that would fit this motor. Several years back I bought one for my daughters 1997 Olds Van with the 3.4 and just never got around to putting it in. Turns out, a little surfing of the internet revealed the 3.1 and the 3.4 GM V-6 use the same sensor. I dug it out still in it's box. It took some wrench twisting removing the power steering pump, but lo and behold, when I removed the pump, there was the old sensor living beneath, not only the power steering pump, but a pile of grease and dirt.
Clean, clean, clean, then unbolt and remove.
Upon close inspection, the turns out the old sensor had frayed wires right above the sensor. I'm not sure if the insulation was degraded by the grease and oil (which, by the way, I believe is leaking from the power steering pump), or if somehow over time, they simply wore for whatever reason.
Popped in the new sensor that I've had for a few years and put everything back together.
Now comes the moment of truth. With ignition key in the ignition switch, I shout out the drivers side window, "Clear prop," and turn the key.
The engine barks to life. It runs GOOD! Still a tiny, tiny sputter and a tiny, tiny bit of roughness, but greatly improved over what it was doing.
After allowing it to run for about 20 minutes, I shut it down and plug my nifty new OBD II code reader and the cam shaft sensor codes are gone. However, it still lists crankshaft sensor codes.
I'm wondering if these are simply left over or if the crankshaft sensor is indeed faulty.
I shut the motor down and decide to clear the codes and see if they reappear.
So far, I've let the motor run for about 15 minutes and the check engine light has yet to come on. Maybe it will when I tool around the neighborhood, we'll see.
For the moment, all is right in the GreeCguy world. I was hesitant to do this on Friday the 13th, being a fan of the Knights Templar and all - so we'll see what happens in the next few hours.
Oh, and I did find where the crankshaft position sensor lives - way on the back side of the motor right above the oil pan beneath the alternator. If I must remove that one, I think I'll pop out the alternator and have a go at it as I can barely put my arm down there, let alone move a tool around.
Even so, I'm very happy at the moment. I couldn't have done it without you guys - so thank you, thank you, thank you.
Have an exciting night and a better day tomorrow. Remember to do something sweet for the one you love, (I'm heading to Lowes in the morning to buy a dishwasher - that's the way to a woman's heart).