Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I ask what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
You momma is so poor, homeless people make fun of her.
A little boy came home from school and told his dad about a spelling Bee they had that day.
His dad asked.."well did you win?"
he said "no dad. in fact I didn't even spell the first word right"
dad said "Well what was it?"
Son said "Posse"
Dad said "No wonder you didn't spell it right. You don't even know how to pronounce it"..............
Growing up, my Parents were sooo poor,
they had to save their money ,,,,,, just to be poor.
They were sooo cheap, my Mother could pinch a penny and make Abe Lincoln cry.
My Father could squeeze a quarter sooo tight, he'd get 2 dimes and a nickel.