Words to Live By.....

[wpod]

Grandpa - Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your pecker...

At a certain age ,,,if you get the drift.

 

[Zee09]

“A fool and his money soon go separate ways”

Parted

 

[Zee09]

Live and learn.

Lie and die

 

[4WD]

I spent most my money drinking and chasing women. The rest, I wasted.

Yep, women, booze, and fast cars … all the rest was squandered

 

[KneeGrinder]

Don't ever lie to your wife if you want to keep her. If you get caught lying to her you get in trouble twice, once for what you did and again for lying.

 

[KneeGrinder]

A friend is someone you can call to bail you out of jail. A TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "Dang We ****ed Up"

 

[EA82]

Marry by all means. If you get a good wife you'll become happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

The secret of happiness is not found in seeking more but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.

Socrates.

 

[Breanna]

Touch that and you will be able to meet God sooner than you thought.

I heard that a few times growing up lol

 

[OilReport99]

A squirrel is never too far away.

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[billpace1956]

I wish I knew what you thought you knew

 

[DejaVue]

"Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what is killing you inside."

Oh, maybe that one's a little heavy. Here's another:

"Honesty is the key to any relationship. If you can fake that, you're set."

 

[ripcord]

"A man who wants something will find a way; a man who doesn't will find an excuse." ~ Stephen Dolley Jr.

“I am looking for a lot of men who have an infinite capacity to not know what can’t be done.” ~ Henry Ford

 

[gman2304]

If I could buy you for what you’re worth then sell you for what you think you’re worth, I’d be rich!

 

[Jarlaxle]

One important one for males: Unless you snare yourself a rich widow or heiress, do not even consider marriage. It's like Russian roulette with three in the cylinder.

 

[Zee09]

It's not about building a quality product. It's about surviving the sale.

 

[tom slick]

When your mouth is open your ears are shut.

Be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind.

 

[Snagglefoot]

Half your problems are from not getting what you want. The other half are from getting what you want.

 

[jstert]

treat the people under you better than the people over you—my dad.