Woman: "why I'm divorced"

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True story:

That morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband
would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday,' and possibly have a
small present for me.

As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone 'Happy Birthday.’
I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember.

My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat dejected.

As I walked into my office, my handsome boss, Rick, said, 'Good
morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday!' It felt a little
better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock, when Rick knocked on my door and said,
'It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what
do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.'

I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!'

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He
chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two
martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'It's such a beautiful

day...we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?'

I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?'

He said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.

After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, 'If you
don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'

'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came
out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my husband , my
kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday.'

And I just sat there....
on the couch....
naked.
 
Originally Posted By: gathermewool
I appreciate a lot of your posts, but this joke was pretty lame...


This comment is a joke.
 
Looks like a updated version of the old joke with a boss and secretary with the gender reversal! But since Cujet marked it as "true story", who am I to call him truth embellisher?
 
Originally Posted By: Vikas
Looks like a updated version of the old joke with a boss and secretary with the gender reversal! But since Cujet marked it as "true story", who am I to call him truth embellisher?


Hahahahaha! Of course it's not true!
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I did find it funny. Hahahahaha, I'm still laughing at it. So stupid, I know.
 
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Frankly, this joke really does not work that well with gender reversed but that is just my preconception and life time experience :-(
 
Originally Posted By: Kira
The exact same thing happened to me the other day! What a coincidence! Kira
It happens more often than you would think.
 
Originally Posted By: Vikas
Frankly, this joke really does not work that well with gender reversed but that is just my preconception and life time experience :-(


agree, still funny enough.
 
Originally Posted By: Skittles
Originally Posted By: gathermewool
I appreciate a lot of your posts, but this joke was pretty lame...


This comment is a joke.


Good. I'm glad you got a two'fer in this thread.
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