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China: We need to develop. It's getting hard to keep the natives peaceful AND float all of our behinds in comfort on the Central Committee.
USA: Okay, I see your point. We like calm solutions to your problem. How about we invite you into the pool of manufacturing interests that we routinely provide a purpose for? It's pretty crowded ..but..what are we gonna do? We keep the lid on most of the planet in terms of BIG PROBLEMS ..and most behave well enough. It's not a bad deal. It kinda makes your population blame each other for their personal issues ..and gives them a modality to express that distinction in a peaceful ..yet ruthless manner. It's worked here for decades. You put them on the grid with billions of others on the playing field.
China: Sounds good. How are we going to finance the expansion of our infrastructure? That takes serious capital.
USA: No problem. We'll introduce money that's run through an inductive circuit. Just like electricity, the pressure and the current will be out of phase with each other. The world is used to dealing with currency without power factor corrections. They just read "apparent power". By the time they realize that most of the indications on the meters are really hollow ...you'll get what you need and be on your way.
China: Man, you've really got this all packaged and ready to go. How do you come up with such unique ways to manage to land on your feet?
USA: Well, it's not so much that ...it's more like you're a very fast and large speed boat pulling a bunch of skiers. If you stop, they sink ..so they tread water to keep you afloat. If they don't keep you moving forward ...they're dead in the water.
China: Great technique ...and thanks.
USA: Okay, I see your point. We like calm solutions to your problem. How about we invite you into the pool of manufacturing interests that we routinely provide a purpose for? It's pretty crowded ..but..what are we gonna do? We keep the lid on most of the planet in terms of BIG PROBLEMS ..and most behave well enough. It's not a bad deal. It kinda makes your population blame each other for their personal issues ..and gives them a modality to express that distinction in a peaceful ..yet ruthless manner. It's worked here for decades. You put them on the grid with billions of others on the playing field.
China: Sounds good. How are we going to finance the expansion of our infrastructure? That takes serious capital.
USA: No problem. We'll introduce money that's run through an inductive circuit. Just like electricity, the pressure and the current will be out of phase with each other. The world is used to dealing with currency without power factor corrections. They just read "apparent power". By the time they realize that most of the indications on the meters are really hollow ...you'll get what you need and be on your way.
China: Man, you've really got this all packaged and ready to go. How do you come up with such unique ways to manage to land on your feet?
USA: Well, it's not so much that ...it's more like you're a very fast and large speed boat pulling a bunch of skiers. If you stop, they sink ..so they tread water to keep you afloat. If they don't keep you moving forward ...they're dead in the water.
China: Great technique ...and thanks.