When shopping I feel like Harrison Ford

moribundman · May 7, 2008

or rather like Harrison Ford's character in the 1986 Peter Weir movie 'Mosquito Coast.'

Forward to 2:38 and watch how Ford tries to buy some Made in USA supplies from Jason Alexander. Sounds familiar? Of course, 20 years later we've largely moved on from Japanese to Chinese goods.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S4VLFPLXGM

PS: Pablo, at my local Homer Despot the drones don't know what a finishing nail is.

javacontour · May 7, 2008

Originally Posted By: moribundman

PS: Pablo, at my local Homer Despot the drones don't know what a finishing nail is.

Isn't that breakup-sex?

Sorry, that's crass, but still funny. Waiting for the censors now...

Gary Allan · May 7, 2008

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or rather like Harrison Ford's character in the 1986 Peter Weir movie 'Mosquito Coast.'

Felling like you're dining in the middle of the jungle wearing a white dinner jacket and using fine china and stemware??

What an odd sensation to have....

moribundman · May 7, 2008

You don't sense any frustration? I expected you to be more perceptive.

Aldaris · May 7, 2008

Originally Posted By: javacontour
Originally Posted By: moribundman

PS: Pablo, at my local Homer Despot the drones don't know what a finishing nail is.

Isn't that breakup-sex?

Sorry, that's crass, but still funny. Waiting for the censors now...

censored because the censors themselves haven't made love in decades?

moribundman · May 7, 2008

This thread may become the finishing nail in someone's coffin. Coffin sex, now that's kinky!

Steve S · May 7, 2008

A finishing nail is a nail with a small head . The finishing nail is the other subject.

javacontour · May 7, 2008

Originally Posted By: moribundman
This thread may become the finishing nail in someone's coffin. Coffin sex, now that's kinky!

Good one.

Now remember, finishing nails are genderless. There are both male and female finishing nails, lest anyone think this is a sexist comment.

Pablo · May 7, 2008

Originally Posted By: moribundman

PS: Pablo, at my local Homer Despot the drones don't know what a finishing nail is.

That's pretty sad. Just go over to the nail aisle yourself and buy some. Probably will need to buy a whole box at that helles hole. (But shouldn't be TOO expensive)