When is a man considered mature?

moribundman · Nov 2, 2006

When dating a woman half his age is no longer illegal.

Shannow · Nov 2, 2006

Guess that I'm there then.

Chris142 · Nov 3, 2006

Woohoo! Bring on the 19 yr old hotties!

Papa Bear · Nov 5, 2006

Can I trade a 60yr old wife for 3 - 20yr olds ??

Papa Bear

Mama Bear

Shannow · Nov 5, 2006

I can tell whose wife doesn't read the bulletin board

JavaMan · Nov 6, 2006

Maybe when all his hair falls out.

jmacmaster · Nov 12, 2006

When he acts responsibly, and takes responsibility for what he does.

moribundman · Nov 12, 2006

Quote:

When he acts responsibly, and takes responsibility for what he does.

I'm glad this isn't the humor forum.

HappyHyundai · Nov 12, 2006

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When dating a woman half his age is no longer illegal.

Are you dating a Japanese girl half your age????.......

moribundman · Nov 12, 2006

Good luck with your stand-up comedy act, HH.

Pablo · Nov 12, 2006

Mori is pretty young.

HappyHyundai · Nov 12, 2006

And your point is? I've seen 70 year old Japanese and Korean men, going out with 14 year olds.

LOL

Pablo · Nov 12, 2006

Money will get you anything.

moribundman · Nov 12, 2006

And some won't get any without money.

Pablo · Nov 13, 2006

Tell me about it.

JavaMan · Nov 13, 2006

When his eyebrows and chest and stomach both meet in the middle.

Jim 5 · Nov 14, 2006

I thought GM also said:

"You're only as old as the woman you feel".

XS650 · Nov 14, 2006

I am reminded of the Capital One ad.

"what smells like old cheese....Oh that's just Earl"

Now that's a mature man.

XS650 · Nov 14, 2006

It also reminds me of the definition of middle age.

1/2 way between your age and the oldest person you know.

JavaMan · Nov 14, 2006

"And your point is? I've seen 70 year old Japanese and Korean men, going out with 14 year olds."

I find that quite a bit disgusting.