Whats your plan after the intruder is killed?

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Leftlane,

If he's for sure an armed intruder inside your home make sure you call both. First you must cover yourself in the event the police says you didn't have the right to kill/shoot him. It sounds very callus in my statement but no a days sometimes the victum is the one that lands in jail.

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Just incase there was a misunderstanding I was not saying I'd call a lawyer before calling 911. I hope I never have to shoot anyone either but if I ever did have to then I'd hope it wouldnt kill them and just immobilize them so they'd have another chance to change their life for the better later on.

We would all hope that. However you don't know the individual and he may sue. Or he could come back after time served. Maybe a mixed up kid on drugs who is a great person without the drugs. But if it's a grave situation for you choices have to be made. I hear ya...it's a tough call made in nano seconds.


Cops around here say "Just be sure 'ya drag the S. O. B. inside before 'ya call us".

Maybe in Arkansas but around here a good detective will nail you big time. Jail time.
 
Bottom line: You drag the body anywhere or rearrange anything, you're going to jail. Period end of story no kidding.
A mistake can be defended, even a really stupid one. Never is an attempt at changing the facts as they are at the time of the incident ever forgiveable.
Oh, and the people you don't ever lie to? Your Lawyer, CPA, Doctor, or Pastor.
I like this line the best: An innocent man stands boldy before his accuser.
 
Darn!! Some of you have a hard time detecting humor! Besides, 'round here the sheriff may very well BE yur pastor.

Kinda like the statement "Pistol is just to keep 'em ducking 'till I can get my hands on a shotgun"
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Bob
 
My plan would be to spit in his dead, unseeing eye, butt my smoke out in the same eye-socket, step over the smubiytch, and go on home.

It's all they ever deserve..
 
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If anyone ever breaks into my house, I'm just going to start talking to him about motor oil, ATF, UOA's, timing belt change intervals, etc. He'll think he's dealing with someone crazier than himself, and......oh, wait.
 
Originally Posted By: wavinwayne
If anyone ever breaks into my house, I'm just going to start talking to him about motor oil, ATF, UOA's, timing belt change intervals, etc. He'll think he's dealing with someone crazier than himself, and......oh, wait.


Just make sure you're focused on his center mass while you're trying to bore him to death with tales of Fram failures. Hey utter boredom might just work!!!
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Me. I'll do whatever it takes, again.
 
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Use a silencer to kill him,chop 'em up,put him in plastic bags,replace not clean,what got stained with blood, and take him FAR,FAR away.Make sure you DO NOT touch plastic bags with your bare hands! Don't get any sweat or any hairs on or inside of the bags.
 
Intruder: "Hey stick 'em up! Give me all your money and jewelry!"

Me: "Did I tell you about the time..."

Two hours layer intruder lies dead on the floor from a self-inflicted-gunshot wound to the head.

But at least I got 'em to sign up for the Preferred Customer Package!
 
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Originally Posted By: daves66nova
Use a silencer to kill him,chop 'em up,put him in plastic bags,replace not clean,what got stained with blood, and take him FAR,FAR away.Make sure you DO NOT touch plastic bags with your bare hands! Don't get any sweat or any hairs on or inside of the bags.


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Wow! Now that's some kind of advice right there. Some of the posts on this forum never cease to amaze me.
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Originally Posted By: daves66nova
Use a silencer to kill him,chop 'em up,put him in plastic bags,replace not clean,what got stained with blood, and take him FAR,FAR away.Make sure you DO NOT touch plastic bags with your bare hands! Don't get any sweat or any hairs on or inside of the bags.


Dude!!! Do you know how hard you'd have to toss a silencer in order to kill someone? Mo betta ifins ya useses a ghetto blasta.
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Best part of it is that this post will be out thereforever, so if he really does go whacko and chop somebody out, the prosecutor will be able to use this post as proof he's not crazy, and planned the whole thing... :)
 
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Originally Posted By: daves66nova
Use a silencer to kill him,chop 'em up,put him in plastic bags,replace not clean,what got stained with blood, and take him FAR,FAR away.Make sure you DO NOT touch plastic bags with your bare hands! Don't get any sweat or any hairs on or inside of the bags.

Dude!!! Do you know how hard you'd have to toss a silencer in order to kill someone?
ooops, i meant use a silenced pistol!
 
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