Originally Posted by ekpolk
Originally Posted by wag123
If we are discussing the slowest most underpowered vehicle ever mass produced and sold, it has to be the VW microbus, I had one. It had only 47hp and you couldn't get a 0-60 acceleration time on it because it wouldn't do 60 (maybe going down hill with the wind at it's back and no passengers). About 55 was all it could do in normal circumstances on flat ground, down to 45 in 3rd gear on a slight grade, pedal to the metal. It was scary slow on the Interstate, and passing semis would blow it over 1/2 a lane in the road. I had to tailgate within 10' of the rear of a semi to keep up with traffic. The Beetle was a rocket ship by comparison, it would do 0-60 in about 20 seconds or so, I had one of them also.
Wait a minute! You live in
Texas, are are willing to admit prior ownership of a VW Microbus!?! You, sir, are a braver man than I...
Before I quit the legal business and returned to the cockpit, I once got a not guilty verdict for a young guy charged with DUI while driving a 1968 VW Microbus. I was a good case to try because there were very real questions about whether my guy was guilty (another long story, not for here...). Anyway, central to the demise of the State's case was the arresting trooper. He was a good cop, I believe, but was prone, on occasion, to exaggerate. Again, my guy was driving a 1968 Microbus. The trooper insisted my guy was doing at least 70 mph, leaving Pensacola Beach on the Bob Sikes bridge. This is the Bob Sikes Bridge:
The closing argument consisted, almost totally, of me stating, correctly I think, that a VW Microbus couldn't do 70 mph coming DOWN that bridge with a Space Shuttle booster rocket strapped to its roof and in full burn! The jury took about three (3) minutes to return a not guilty verdict.
Yep, the Microbus might just be the winner in this thread!
Ahhh, high school and college days my friend. I lived in Wisconsin. VWs were cheap to buy, cheap to own, good on gas, and went good in the snow. Unfortunately they were also unreliable, unsafe, very slow, and had no heater to speak of for the Wisconsin cold (especially the microbus).