New one for me:
We bought a 2025 Ford Transit 350 Long-High for camper conversion. Saw it last Friday. All insulation, most wiring done, subfloor and floor in., 4 windows complete. They move it around and the shop, and outside the shop. I asked the shop owner (super cool guy, Freedom Vans) in my own special way if such short runs are hard on the oil/engines of his clients. He had never even thought about it!!
So now I'm sweating BB's!! I need to sneak in there and change the oil a couple times between now and November!!

It's NOT funny!