I never thought I would long for the "good old days" of Mr. Whipple squeezing the Charmin. When these new commercials come on, where the gal says, "It's time to get real about what goes on in the bathroom," or the one with the blue bears, it's a race between me and my wife to see who can hit the mute button the fastest.
If one takes these ads at face value, there are a bunch of middle-aged heifers running around who do not understand the whole toilet paper paradigm. As far as I'm concerned, there's single ply and two ply, and that's about it. No explanation required, except the explanation you got from Mommy during toilet training. I guess there's a third class, perfumed toilet paper, which I find bizarre and inexplicable.
When my kids were growing up, I told them that there's a reason we have doors on bathrooms. Bathrooming, for the most part, is a private affair. I prefer to keep it that way.
If one takes these ads at face value, there are a bunch of middle-aged heifers running around who do not understand the whole toilet paper paradigm. As far as I'm concerned, there's single ply and two ply, and that's about it. No explanation required, except the explanation you got from Mommy during toilet training. I guess there's a third class, perfumed toilet paper, which I find bizarre and inexplicable.
When my kids were growing up, I told them that there's a reason we have doors on bathrooms. Bathrooming, for the most part, is a private affair. I prefer to keep it that way.