Today's Blonde Joke

[dwendt44]

A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M&Ms.

When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.

"What did you do that for?" he asked her.

"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.

 

[hpichris]

You forgot the punch line buddy.

 

[hpichris]

I'll help you.


"I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.

 

[hate2work]

Or...

She refused to eat any of them.

"Why won't you eat them? he asked her.

"I asked you for some M & Ms, and you brought me W & Ws"

 

[hpichris]

haha. Nice.

 

[Trajan]

Probably the same blonde who was fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the Es, Ws and 3s.