>A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
>their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
>confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big
>thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one
>guy."
>
>
>
>
>"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the
>golfer?" "Yeah."
>
>"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
>him."
>
>The husband and wife then make passionate love.
>
>When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
>
>"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
>
> The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get
>something to eat."
>
>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>
>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>
>"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>
>The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second
>time.
>
>When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
>
>"Now what are you doing?" She asks.
>
>The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to
>get something to eat."
>
>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>
>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>
>"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
>
> The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more
>time.
>
>When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone
>and starts to dial.
>
>The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>
>"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's PAR for this #@$%! hole!"
>their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
>confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big
>thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one
>guy."
>
>
>
>
>"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the
>golfer?" "Yeah."
>
>"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
>him."
>
>The husband and wife then make passionate love.
>
>When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
>
>"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
>
> The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get
>something to eat."
>
>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>
>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>
>"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
>
>The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second
>time.
>
>When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
>
>"Now what are you doing?" She asks.
>
>The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to
>get something to eat."
>
>"Tiger wouldn't do that."
>
>"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
>
>"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
>
> The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more
>time.
>
>When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone
>and starts to dial.
>
>The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
>
>"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what's PAR for this #@$%! hole!"
