This is why I dont like strangers showing up.

[KJSmith]

Stripper Gram!!!!

 

[TheLastWord]

I find it odd that a young girl would go out of her way to put a duck on a middle aged mans patio. Shouldnt she be at the mall with her friends?

You cant see my cars until you are at my house. There is no road to drive by on. I am the last house on this 1 lane dirt road. The road comes up a hill and my house is behind that hill.... Kinda secluded from that side and you cant see my cars from the other side.

So how does she know where I live exactly? I have cameras all around and none have picked her up before. Is she a profesional stalker?

If she was a neighbor she would know my routine and would have came by after I was home instead of knocking and hoping my wife was home.

I would have started the thread regardless of who brought the duck.

You do realize that drones are everywhere? And real estate agents use them extensively?

They know more about you than you know. Not secluded at all.

That "young girl" could be a low level employee for an agency.

 

[mitsuman47]

She just got her BlackStone report and wanted you to review the findings.

Forget the duck thing. She better have a darn good excuse for using Blackstone.

What a turnoff.

 

[wavinwayne]

Chicks with ducks, I don't know man.

 

[SammyChevelleTypeS3]

Steve Martin quote from a movie: "the shoes are tragic!"

 

[Pterostylis]

Jason Bourne, on the conspicuously out-of-place rental car -just before Maria gets killed-: "The car is wrong...his clothes are wrong".
Me, on the girl's appearance at Chris142's house: "Her shoes are wrong".
Also, the way she tips her left foot suggests an affectation of coyness, not new social encounter related thrills.

Why are the shoes wrong?
In my experience as a park ranger it’s pretty common to see women wear inappropriate shoes into the wilderness and this is possibly just a rural house call?

 

[eljefino]

Some years ago a female coworker commented that, generally, smart women did not marry stupid men, but smart men often did marry stupid women.

Well you know the next generation needs morons too, for us to pass the torch to.

 

[ripcord]

Some years ago a female coworker commented that, generally, smart women did not marry stupid men, but smart men often did marry stupid women.

It's because of math... you know, that crazy/hot matrix type of calculus.

 

[ripcord]

Chicks with ducks, I don't know man.

Watch out. That's only one letter from breaking the rules, man.

 

[burbguy82]

It is amazing how otherwise generally sensible, mature adults revert back to high school so quickly.

 

[ripcord]

Some of us never left. I just wish I could still manage the mullet.

 

[Pablo]

Some of us never left. I just wish I could still manage the mullet.

Go skullet

 

[ripcord]

Go skullet

The reason it all got cut off was to avoid that.

 

[alarmguy]

It is amazing how otherwise generally sensible, mature adults revert back to high school so quickly.

Yeah .... well .... boy would that be fun .... who can deny it? wow... yes... oh boy... that is exactly where my wife knows I want to be reincarnated if there is such a thing.

 

[burbguy82]

The reason it all got cut off was to avoid that.

I have been slowly headed that way for several years now., sucks, but i do a burr cut anyway, so not too bad

 

[burbguy82]

Some of us never left. I just wish I could still manage the mullet.

Imagine how dangerous that would be if you could go back to high school but with the knowledge you have now. WOW. That deserves another thread.

 

[SammyChevelleTypeS3]

Yeah .... well .... boy would that be fun .... who can deny it? wow... yes... oh boy... that is exactly where my wife knows I want to be reincarnated if there is such a thing.

Yes indeed. I would swoosh right back to 1969 - 1979 era in a second. I had really way too much fun than should be allowed. Illegal + legal, burning up tires and draining Wild Turkey bottles as fast as I could , plus started a family in 1977.

 

[ripcord]

Imagine how dangerous that would be if you could go back to high school but with the knowledge you have now. WOW. That deserves another thread.

I think that thread would quickly transgress forum rules, lol

 

[KJSmith]

Yes indeed. I would swoosh right back to 1969 - 1979

Wow, that must be some kind of record for HS.

 

[factorytuned2012]

I need to get a jeep.