Things That Sound Dirty at Christmas But Aren't

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10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Climb up on my lap little girl!
5. Did you get a piece of that fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. Too get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.


Bonus: He has candy spread out on the floor.
 
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