Things That Make You Go, "Hmmmm......"

[BlueOvalFitter]

I will start it off with a good one. Let's see how many things you/we can state, "Things That Make You Go, "Hmmmm....."
Why is it that singers from the UK (or any other country) can sing with a very (American) English (speaking) voice?

 

[Nick1994]

From the late and great George Carlin: Do you call a fly with no wings a walk?

 

[gman2304]

Asking for a friend…..

 

[BlueOvalFitter]

Asking for a friend…..

Hmmmm........

 

[CharBaby]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

 

[BlueOvalFitter]

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

That's a good one.

 

[BlueOvalFitter]

REO Speedwagon had a good one too;
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

 

[Creekside]

This thread:

https://bobistheoilguy.com/forums/t...techron-or-redline.349882/page-3#post-5989251

 

[SammyChevelleTypeS3]

What else am I allowed to do in the "bath room?"

 

[SammyChevelleTypeS3]

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac!

 

[Wolf359]

REO Speedwagon had a good one too;
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

 

[oldhp]

Because I said so.
No, I know.

 

[bullwinkle]

What else am I allowed to do in the "bath room?"

Kind of like the “restroom”-I’m definitely not sleeping in there!

 

[Kira]

Hypocritical people (act slutty and modern one minute then act holy and classically the next-totally their discretion) USED to make me go, "Hmmmmm...."

ACTUALLY it was that these phonies DIDN'T make others go "Hmmmm" that puzzled me bat poo.
Now I look at everything and go, "Hmmmm". It's called "being jaded".

 

[86cutlass307]

When you move, you move your STUFF; when you help a friend move THEIR stuff, you move their $***
-George Carlin

 

[Passport1]

Songs I like but don't know the words to.

 

[BigGeo]

I will start it off with a good one. Let's see how many things you/we can state, "Things That Make You Go, "Hmmmm....."
Why is it that singers from the UK (or any other country) can sing with a very (American) English (speaking) voice?

I often wondered about this as a kid who loved 60’s classic rock. I believe a partial answer is that Brits were trying to imitate their idols who were American singers.

 

[Gyro Gearloose]

That there are 75,000 people out there in the world that are so obsessive compulsive about motor oil that they have their own miniature version of Facebook to discuss it.

 

[Wrenchturner44]

Life can be like a roll of toilet paper....the closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

 

[Kjmack]

What kind of nut is under a bed ? Hint it makes for a good pie .