The UPS Guy

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Somerset County, PA
Little Jimmy and his dad are at the county fair looking at all the animals. They see one guy taking special interest in one of the horses. He's running his hands over the horse's rump, chest, back, neck, and up/down its legs. Jimmy asks his dad "What's that man doing?". His dad says "He probably wants to buy the horse, so he's checking it out." Jimmy looks kinda' despondent, so his dad says "What's wrong, son?" Jimmy says "The UPS guy wants to buy Mommy..." \:\(
 
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