The Sonic Blade -- Talk about useless gadgets!

moribundman · Mar 16, 2006

Having a slight insomnia attack, I have the tv running in the background. I marvel at the products they peddle at this early hour. The Sonic Blade is my favorite at this moment. It comes with a charging block with safety lock. Good to know the portable Sonic Blade will let me cut old leather shoes and frozen pine apples on my yacht. The dang thing is available on stretch-pay (I hate that term) and blondie promises me, bless her little heart, the Sonic Blade will save me hundreds of dollars.

How lazy or weak (arophied muscles?) does one have to be to want a knife that cuts with a vibrating blade? You only guide the blade and it will effortlessly cut. Now, if that were a lightsaber, then I might go for it. Until then, no thanks!

"Why use muscle if you can use Sonic Blade?"

PS: "Band Aids not included"

speedy341 · Mar 16, 2006

I had to do a search...

http://www.sonicblade.com/

Razl · Mar 16, 2006

I thought electric knives have been around forever

The only thing unique to this the cordless feature.

Actually, electric knives are good for the average Joe that does not own quality knives and lacks the know-how to keep them sharp

It kills me to see a perfectly cooked roast get mauled with a butter edged blade.

Kestas · Mar 17, 2006

The average person uses and maintains their knives much the way they treat their cars - they are morons about it. The average person either doesn't know how or doesn't care about keeping their knives sharp. When using a knife, some people cut themselves over and over again, oblivious to the fact that body parts should not be in the knife path. When the knife starts cutting food (or some other material), it often lets loose and slips through very quickly. Watermelon comes to mind.

I see value for this product for the abovementioned people. A vibrating blade is less likely to let loose and cut someone.

mechtech · Mar 17, 2006

You don't have to be lazy or weak to benefit from a Sawzall.

Shannow · Mar 17, 2006

quote:

Originally posted by moribundman:
Now, if that were a lightsaber, then I might go for it. Until then, no thanks!

Try this site.

BTW, have you ever wondered what happens if you drop your light saber while it's turned on ?

My guess is that it would tunnel down to middle Earth.

Pablo · Mar 17, 2006

Remember Lorena Bobbit.

I thought so.

moribundman · Mar 17, 2006

The day I need motorized utensils to cut up my food I'll dig a hole, climb in, lay down and expire. Does anybody want to see a picture of my heavy-duty drunken-ninja-voodoo-chef cleaver? Gravity and or momentum does the job even on the toughest bone.

Again, give me a working lightsaber. That'd be too cool.

rpn453 · Mar 17, 2006

The best thing since battery-powered scissors!

robbobster · Mar 17, 2006

Craftmatic bed commercial.

Not that I don't think it's a good product for some folks...

It's just that they show a perfectly healthy guy with dumbells, working out while watching TV in bed.