"The Burglar"
A burglar broke into a house one night. He pointed his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark, "***** is watching YOU."
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect thewires, clear as a bell he heard, "***** is watching YOU."
Freaked out,he flashed his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who are you to warn me?"
"Moses," replied the parrot.
"Moses?" the bugler laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
Probably the same kind of people that would name a pit bull '*****'," the bird answered.
A burglar broke into a house one night. He pointed his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark, "***** is watching YOU."
The burglar nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect thewires, clear as a bell he heard, "***** is watching YOU."
Freaked out,he flashed his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who are you to warn me?"
"Moses," replied the parrot.
"Moses?" the bugler laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
Probably the same kind of people that would name a pit bull '*****'," the bird answered.
