Saw this on FB today and it made me chuckle

[K20FA5]

 

[atikovi]

Yea but it tastes terrible.

 

[BrendanC]

brake clean is the universal tool, cuts, hand cleaning, tool cleaning, part cleaning, disinfectant, paint prep, ant killer, wasp killer, fire starter, starting fluid etc. love that stuff

 

[Tdbo]

Bet it does wonders for your roids.

 

[jhellwig]

Yea but it tastes terrible.

Do you brush with Preparation H also? Think you got the ends mixed up....

 

[atikovi]

Do you brush with Preparation H also? Think you got the ends mixed up....

Naw, I thought you're supposed to spray it in your mouth to clean your insides real good so you won't need any tp. What did YOU think it meant?

 

[reemoeMO]

Naw, I thought you're supposed to spray it in your mouth to clean your insides real good so you won't need any tp. What did YOU think it meant?

Now I'm confused about the TP. I need very little TP for normal #2's. But it's the runny variety (i.e. getting cleaned out for a colonoscopy prep) that you need 5x the normal TP amount!

 

[Rand]

Naw, I thought you're supposed to spray it in your mouth to clean your insides real good so you won't need any tp. What did YOU think it meant?

Well since it says TOILET PAPER I'd assume toilet paper and not toothpaste?

Now I'm confused about the TP. I need very little TP for normal #2's. But it's the runny variety (i.e. getting cleaned out for a colonoscopy prep) that you need 5x the normal TP amount!

Definitely TMI for BITOG.

 

[atikovi]

I need very little TP for normal #2's.

If you ate a Mexican diet, apparently you don't need any,

 

[JohnnyG]

Now I'm confused about the TP. I need very little TP for normal #2's. But it's the runny variety (i.e. getting cleaned out for a colonoscopy prep) that you need 5x the normal TP amount!

You might want to look into some Metamucil.

 

[jhellwig]

Naw, I thought you're supposed to spray it in your mouth to clean your insides real good so you won't need any tp. What did YOU think it meant?

So many possibilities.....head already in the vicinity....don't know your head from your hind end....

 

[fantastic]

This whole post is full of crap.

 

[Jetronic]

brake clean is the universal tool, cuts, hand cleaning, tool cleaning, part cleaning, disinfectant, paint prep, ant killer, wasp killer, fire starter, starting fluid etc. love that stuff

and the best if it's hot

 

[Fitter30]

Wet wipes are my best friend!

 

[Klutch9]

Eh. The chlorinated stuff works better.

 

[ripcord]

Give me a brake. Talk about a bum steer. This thread really burns my butt.

 

[4WD]

And folks are worried about a dog in a graveyard

 

[vavavroom]

If I were a sales guy at your local auto parts store and you come to the counter with a bottle of brake cleaner I would have to grill you about potential off-label use and show you some epic pictures depicting damage to the tender regions that was caused by brake cleaner.

 

[Jim K]

People who don`t use toilet paper must be a dumb ass.