A man recieves an African Grey Parrot from the family of his dead friend. The parrot is very rude, loud, and curses to no end.
He argues, calls him names, and makes a mess on purpose.
One day, the new owner has had enough, and throws him in the freezer for a couple of minutes. For the first two minutes he can hear the parrot kicking and cursing at him. Suddenly, it all stops. The new owner worries that he might have hurt the bird, so he opens the freezer. The parrot says, "Sir, I do apologize for all the anguish I have caused you. I will change my ways."
The owner forgives him, at which point the parrot asks, "Would you mind if I asked what the chicken did?"
He argues, calls him names, and makes a mess on purpose.
One day, the new owner has had enough, and throws him in the freezer for a couple of minutes. For the first two minutes he can hear the parrot kicking and cursing at him. Suddenly, it all stops. The new owner worries that he might have hurt the bird, so he opens the freezer. The parrot says, "Sir, I do apologize for all the anguish I have caused you. I will change my ways."
The owner forgives him, at which point the parrot asks, "Would you mind if I asked what the chicken did?"