Proposed Sign on Back of Fuel Truck:

[MolaKule]

I saw this in a cartoon: "DONT LIKE MY GOUGING? Call 1-800-DROP-DEAD."

 

[Bio-T]

When I got home from fishing tonight the wife demanded that I take her somewhere EXPENSIVE. So I took her to the gas station.

 

[sprintman]

Thats even more funny as your fuel is dirt cheap!