This was in a science section of a Sunday paper weekly recently. I have to take consolation in a fortune cookie proverb that I saved: "Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think" :^)
http://www.usaweekend.com/06_issues/060115/060115astrology.html
Issue Date: January 15, 2006
Science
Newly charted territory
With the discovery of a new "planet" in our solar system, some people may wonder: Will this affect my horoscope?
By Rose Darby
XENA FACTS
Size: about 2,500 km
Discovered: Jan. 8, 2005
Description: dark, cold
Moons: at least one
Last summer, a group of astronomers announced the discovery of a large, round object on the fringes of our solar system and nicknamed it "Xena," after the popular TV heroine. In October, the same scientists from the California Institute of Technology found a dim moon orbiting Xena. At 20% larger than Pluto, Xena, which will get a permanent name later, has all the makings of a real planet. But just as its TV alter ego wasn't always recognized as a full warrior, the heavenly Xena has yet to be declared a planet -- a matter of heated debate in the astronomical community.
Still, one group of stargazers is ready to give Xena its due. Astrologers, the practitioners behind your trusted weekly horoscopes in the newspaper, are abuzz about how this new heavenly body could affect their craft. Would the addition of a new planet debunk traditional horoscopes and predictions? Could you think you're a Scorpio today, then learn tomorrow that Xena ruled your chart all along? Some of astrology's brightest minds weigh in on these questions and more for USA WEEKEND, and their answers may surprise you.
The rule of the planets
Generally considered more of an art than a science, astrology maintains that the positions of the planets, the moon and the sun influence our lives. Each of the 12 signs in the zodiac (the word comes from