Regardless of one's age, you simply should always plan ahead.
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time!
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what
it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new
husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little
about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all
those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on
a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked
why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
OKAY, READY FOR THIS.............................
She smiled and explained......................
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get
ready, and four to go!!!"
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time!
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what
it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new
husband's occupation.
"He's a funeral director," she answered.
"Interesting," the newsman thought.
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little
about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.
She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all
those years.
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in her early 20's,
then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on
a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked
why she had married four men with such diverse careers.
OKAY, READY FOR THIS.............................
She smiled and explained......................
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get
ready, and four to go!!!"
