Get her some chickens. Those make great pets. </snicker>My wife!! Holy cow, she wants every cat and dog. You would think she lives by herself, never had kids and roots for Team B.......... none of which are remotely true. She just loves animals. In a few years we may get a couple dogs again, but cats alone make it tough to travel.
Must get up to eat. Often.
That's heresy. With all those critters on the bed where are you going to put your jugs of oil and stack of filters bought on sale.
One thing I learned from my old fashioned Nana was, "No animals on the bed!" I've stuck to that my whole life and not one regret.
Her other rule that nobody gets to go to bed until all the dishes were washed and put away... Not so much.