Saw a funny story about taxes: A father is explaining taxes to his child and gives the child a full bag of M&M’s. The father then says “ok you must pay me a portion of this candy which is all yours to help cover the household expenses.” The child says “ok that seems fair so how much?” The father says” well I know exactly how much but I’m not going to tell what that is until after you give it to me.” The child says “so I have to just guess how much?” The father says “yes and I decided the amount long before you even had the candy and it may or may not change based on how much candy is currently in the bag.” The child says “that’s really confusing dad what if I’m wrong?” The father then says “… you're going to prison and I’m taking the whole bag.”
1) I have an accountant. I have no desire to cheap out or pretend I know what I’m doing when dealing something as complicated as taxes.
2) Electronic
3) I don’t play around with Uncle Sugar or his money. I use a professional. See story above.
1) I have an accountant. I have no desire to cheap out or pretend I know what I’m doing when dealing something as complicated as taxes.
2) Electronic
3) I don’t play around with Uncle Sugar or his money. I use a professional. See story above.