Odd Car Names

Chevy Citation

Subaru B9 Tribeca. A boring film festival?

Renault Kangoo (not Kangaroo)
Citroen Saxo, Xsara, Xantia

Ford sold a rebadged Kia which Aspired to be real car.
To be fair, the Aspire was a better car than most real Fords of the time. They aspired to be as good as a Kia :sneaky:
In the 90s, the Probe and Aspire were the best cars sold new at the Ford dealer!
 
GM’s 70’s subcompacts…OMG
Oldsmobile Starfire - a star IS a ball of fire; so what is a ‘Starfire’?
Pontiac Sunbird - is that like a Pheonix? A bird that comes out of the sun?
Buick Skyhawk - a hawk is a bird, so it will fly in the sky, what is a ‘Skyhawk’?
 
I love the 1st and 2nd gen Camaros. What kinda pony is a Camaro?
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I own the cousin. Pontiac Firebird.

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The Chevy Citation has been mentioned a couple times which always struck me as a weird name for a car until I learned it was reused from the Edsel Citation! Even worse, naming a car brand Edsel and one of the models Citation!
 
the dragon. Ford’s 1.0 liter turbo engine.

Shoulda been a v8.

Also Dodge’s Six Pack engine.

Hilarious.

“Hey girl, I got a six pack. But not that kind of six pack.”
 
No one has mentioned the Nissan Joke? I mean Juke?

Pontiac Aztec. The concept car was pretty cool. Off-roady looking, rugged and appealed to younger buyers. Then the GM design-by-committee got involved and neutered every good design feature and made it an abomination. They made it non-offensive to everyone and appealing to no one.

And Aztec? Where did that come from? Why didn't they choose the Pontiac Mayan or Pontiac Olmec or something?

Concept
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Pre-production protoype
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Final Production
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