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She has the far away look. The farther away she is the better she looks.
That's too funny. Y'know, I used to think Rachel Ray was hot until someone pointed out she has serious man hands.
In true Seinfeldesque fashion, Duno is like the two-face:
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?
JERRY: Have you come across this?
GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face.
JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?
GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..
JERRY: So, if I ask her out again - I don't know who's showing up: The good, the bad, or the ugly.