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There are three kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument
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When asked in a class why do women live a better, longer and peaceful life, as compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because women don't have wives!"
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Cool message to mother-in-law:
"Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"
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When a married man says, I’ll think about it -- what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!
There are three kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
. . . . . . . . . . .
Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument
. . . . . . . . . . .
When asked in a class why do women live a better, longer and peaceful life, as compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because women don't have wives!"
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Cool message to mother-in-law:
"Dear Mother-in-law, Don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"
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When a married man says, I’ll think about it -- what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife's opinion yet.
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A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake!
