meh the joints are pegged too. The band wouldn't keep the claws closed alone. Lobster is OK but I prefer squid. It has a more delicate flavor. Sea food is best plain and not gussied up with sauces etc.
But wives dig feeding you what you like.
Case in point - every Saturday for almost 30 years now, my wife has cooked me the following for breakfast.
Two eggs, one pound of bacon, a stack of pancakes, a large bowl of grits with plenty of butter and salt, and a package of link sausage.
I call it: "The clogger."
Similar to my teen years.
2-3 lb potatoes fried on 1/2lb salt pork, 8 eggs. 3-4 times a day. I think i was just shy of 100 lb then.
Once in a great while, I'll treat myself to Abusive Buffalo Wings. (Manly) Abusive is like two grades above hot.
My stepson, who is 6'3" and 230 pounds will order chicken fingers and honey mustard sauce. (NOT Manly)