I made a mistake today too.
Car is a quart low on oil. Break open a jug of oil (Castrol 10W30). Decide that being the manly BITOGer I am, I don't need a funnel to pour it in. Pour in about a quart, spilling an ounce or two over my engine. Oops.
Check the dipstick. Still about half a quart low. Must have estimated wrong. Pour in the same amount again. Oil jug seems strangely empty. Check dipstick again, now it's all smeared from the oil. Wander off for an hour or so to let it drip down.
Check the dipstick again. Now I'm over. A full quart over. And I need to leave for work in 30 minutes. Argh. But wait! I can loosen the drain pan bolt, drain some oil into an empty quart bottle and add it back in later. Genius. I burn a quart in about 2 weeks so it's not like it'll be sitting around forever.
Get out the ramps. Drive up on them. Spin tires wildly on the way up and send one ramp flying off. Move ramp back in place. Drive up sanely this time. Crawl under the car, 11/16" ratchet and quart bottle in hand. No problem, I'll just inch the bolt open until the oil dribbles out and catch it in the bottle. Once again, can't be bothered to look for funnel... duh...
Slowly loosen bolt. Nothing. Nothing. Suddenly oil explodes out over my hand. Grr, that's not supposed to happen! Quickly retighten bolt. Very slowly re-loosen bolt. Thanks to my careful holding technique, now oil explodes out again *and* blows out the bolt along with it.
Frantically try to plug hole with one hand and fish for the bolt amidst a rapidly expanding pool of oil with the other. Got it, plug the hole again.
Garage floor now looks a re-enactment of the Valdez. Both hands jet black. Oil bottle also jet black, with a few lonely ounces of oil inside. Violent thoughts float freely through my mind, like sludge through a Fram.
Luckily my sense of judging oil is way off again, this time in my favor. Checking the dipstick shows me still about 2/3 of a quart overfull. Oh well, hopefully that's low enough to not cause trouble. In a week or so it'll be down to normal anyway.
So how was your day?