Laughing my A off

[Tosh]

Who are you who is so wise in the way of science?

 

[Matt89]

THERE ARE THOSE WHO CALL ME....tim

Look at the BONES, man!

 

[Patman]

One of my all time favorite movies!

Here is a site with the entire script on it!

http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm#Contents


We apologise again for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.

 

[Matt89]

"strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

Words to live by...

 

[chas3]

"galahad and i wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit taking the French by surprise..."

 

[johnsmith]

 

[racer12306]

that movie is great. i love the black knight scene

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!


ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then

im gonna have to get that and watch it.

 

[Matt89]

When I met my wife, one of the first things I noticed was that she already had a copy of the Holy Grail. A good harbinger indeed.