Korean man, 26, sentenced to jail for binge-eating to get out of military duty

[Jimmy_Russells]

This reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons episode King-Size Homer, where Homer intentionally gains weight to become disabled and work from home.

The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. To order a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad now.

This man is my hero.

 

[SC Maintenance]

This reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons episode King-Size Homer, where Homer intentionally gains weight to become disabled and work from home.

Is that the one where he uses the rocking bird to vent the steam on the reactor, and the bird falls over and the reactor melts down? If so, classic.

 

[RDY4WAR]

You're never too fat to dodge mandatory military in Finland as long as you can walk. We don't put them in jail, That would be very stupid

I completely misunderstood your earlier post. Kindly disregard my comment.

 

[Jimmy_Russells]

Is that the one where he uses the rocking bird to vent the steam on the reactor, and the bird falls over and the reactor melts down? If so, classic.

Yep. And he eats the play-do to make the weight he needs but has 15 lbs of blubber on the towel rack. One of the best episodes.

 

[BISCUT]

I’m sure ExonMobil is super grateful for the military support and all the young people that died securing the oil for them.
Young men are checking out of the society that only seeks to exploit them and spit them out like garbage in the end. I do not blame them.

Sounds like you're all in on "Drill Baby, Drill" in the USofA!

 

[Finklejag]

 

[Pew]

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Oh yea, we definitely got hit by the peanut butter thief!

 

[Owen Lucas]

Can't they just give the guy an oversized uniform and place him on the border with North Korea? It would sure perplex those starving NK soldiers that there is so much food in the South.

 

[Pablo]

Can't they just give the guy an oversized uniform and place him on the border with North Korea? It would sure perplex those starving NK soldiers that there is so much food in the South.

They would eat him!