It was so cold....

[Snagglefoot]

I saw an Amish gentleman buying an electric blanket.

 

[wpod]

I hate cold. Anything below 60*f may as well be freezing. I can unserstand the Amish gentleman buying the Electic blanket

 

[joekingcorvette]

....that people look forward to getting a fever.

 

[incognito_2u]

I saw an Amish gentleman buying an electric blanket.

Yes, but it was DC powered

 

[Snagglefoot]

 

[dadto2]

...Dunkin' Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.

 

[carviewsonic]

It’s so cold that my cat just gave birth to mittens.

It’s so cold, people are starting to wear 2 pairs of pajamas to Walmart.

It’s so cold that along with the bill, the gas company sent me a letter of condolence.

 

[55hambone]

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

 

[SeaJay]

I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

It never gets that cold in these parts.

 

[Joel_MD]

It’s so cold, people are starting to wear 2 pairs of pajamas to Walmart.

I like that one!

 

[4WD]

… That I saw a teen with his pants pulled up all the way …

 

[Kestas]

 

[nomas]

Had an old man tell me it was so cold he needed to kill a hog .