Investment tips for 2007 ... for all of you with any money left (yea sure), be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and
become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honey Child.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge and
become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honey Child.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!