If BITOG were a Magazine

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You might see content not unlike:

Gary's Allan's exposés like 'The Belief of Suspended Existence' and 'Zero Tolerance and the Loss of Individual Freedom and Expression.'

Pablo's article 'Digging in your Backyard within the Confines of the Law -- And how to avoid Crippling Injuries' -- and an 'AMSOIL Oil Advisory' column, called aptly "Put A Little Al in your Sump.'

Ron Jeremy's home improvement series with articles like 'The Right Tool for the Wrong Job' and 'Polishing Wood the Right Way.'

obbop's bi-weekly advice column 'How to live Frugally like Old Coot' and 'How do live off the Grid.'

MarkC's illustrated guide 'Unarmed Combat the Aiki Way' and his 'Animals of the Day' quiz.

sprintman's 'Ultra-Organic Food Corner' with daily editorials like 'If it's not Organic, why put it in my Mouth?'

John Browning's 'Meckanix Corner' with weekly articles such as 'How to Improof you're Vechiles Fuel Coonsuption.'

'Al's Complaint Department' with such topical issues as 'An Illegal is Hiding under my Bed -- What Now?'

G-MAN's topical bulletin on new laws and regulations. You might also see his polls: 'Has Mori Gone too Far?' and 'Should we restrict posting to hours between 8:00am and 9 pm.?'

'Master Acid's Guyde too Propa youse of spElchecker's!'
 
Originally Posted By: moribundman
You might see content not unlike:

Gary's Allan's exposés like 'The Belief of Suspended Existence' and 'Zero Tolerance and the Loss of Individual Freedom and Expression.'

Pablo's article 'Digging in your Backyard within the Confines of the Law -- And how to avoid Crippling Injuries' -- and an 'AMSOIL Oil Advisory' column, called aptly "Put A Little Al in your Sump.'

Ron Jeremy's home improvement series with articles like 'The Right Tool for the Wrong Job' and 'Polishing Wood the Right Way.'

obbop's bi-weekly advice column 'How to live Frugally like Old Coot' and 'How do live off the Grid.'

MarkC's illustrated guide 'Unarmed Combat the Aiki Way' and his 'Animals of the Day' quiz.

sprintman's 'Ultra-Organic Food Corner' with daily editorials like 'If it's not Organic, why put it in my Mouth?'

John Browning's 'Meckanix Corner' with weekly articles such as 'How to Improof you're Vechiles Fuel Coonsuption.'

'Al's Complaint Department' with such topical issues as 'An Illegal is Hiding under my Bed -- What Now?'

G-MAN's topical bulletin on new laws and regulations. You might also see his polls: 'Has Mori Gone too Far?' and 'Should we restrict posting to hours between 8:00am and 9 pm.?'

'Master Acid's Guyde too Propa youse of spElchecker's!'



Pretty funny. The Pablo area needs a little work, but that's about right. You did give me the most words. I like that.

However, you forgot a couple regular columns:

"Mori's Guide to Walking with Objects in the Rectum"
And the perennial favorite "Mori's Use and Misuse of the Colon"
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Originally Posted By: moribundman
Naw, I left it to some munchkin to tear me a new one.
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What is with you and my height? How tall do you think I am?

And you wonder why I use anal references when chiding you!
 
Originally Posted By: MarkC
Pablo's not stubby. He's just not as superbly tall as we are.
He's taller than his wife and kids.


How tall is the Bavarian? I obviously don't think about the height of men as much as he does.
 
Originally Posted By: Pablo
What is with you and my height? How tall do you think I am?

You're 5'8-7/8" wearing lifts.

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And you wonder why I use anal references when chiding you!

It's just your kind of topic!
 
Originally Posted By: MarkC
Mori, empty your PM inbox once in a while....

Is it full yet?
 
Man this site is always good for a laugh or two....
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Originally Posted By: moribundman
wearing lifts
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You can head the Thrifty Consumer Section with themes as 'How to Pinch Pennies' and 'Carpet Cleaning made Easy.'
 
Originally Posted By: moribundman
You can head the Thrifty Consumer Section with themes as 'How to Pinch Pennies' and 'Carpet Cleaning made Easy.'

In addition to the brake service column.
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Originally Posted By: Tempest
Is there a gun column in this magazine?
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Sure thing! Our own Drew99 spearheads 'Big Boys with Big Guns' on page 44.
 
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: Tempest
Is there a gun column in this magazine?
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Sure thing! Our own Drew99 spearheads 'Big Boys with Big Guns' on page 44.

Drew99 should write a fishing column as well!
 
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