I think it's time to move....

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The crime's really getting rough in my neighborhood, I think it might be time to move. Look at all this horrible stuff in the police log out of today's paper...

-Vandals egged a residence in the 23000 block of southwest william avenue at 12 midnight on Oct. 16

-A theif stole a CD and a Zippo from a vehicle parked in the 1000 block of Southeast June Court after 11pm on oct. 21

-Someone smeared a burrito over the windshield and top of a vehicle parked in the 400 block of Southeast Cochran drive between 12:15 and 7:00 AM on oct. 30

-Theives stole $26 in food from the Shari's restaurante in the 100 block of Southeast Division at 3:48 A.M. nov 1.

-A theif stole a $15 box of 9mm full metal jacket ammo from a vehicle parked in the 16000 block of Southwest Cornus Court between 7PM nov 8 and 6AM nov 9.

-A theif stole a $5 black cloth bag with red writing, and a $20 white Hawaiian print purse containing makup and $1.21 in cash from an employee locker at Safari Sam's in the 16000 block of Southwest Langer Drive between 6:30 and 10:30PM nov. 13.

That burrito incident was only 1/4 mile from my house! Sheesh! Better make sure the doors are locked tonight!
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Zmoz, you'd better move FAST before your property values go down! LOL Did anyone have the latest Kenny G CD reported stolen? LOL

We had our mailbox ripped out of the ground by some kids last spring in the middle of the night. Caused a big uproar around here.
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(I'll take a smeared burrito any day...Sure beats the drive-by's and hostage situations from where I used to live.)

Only took an hour to put the mailbox back up. Those kids obviously weren't professional mail-box removers. LOL
 
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Originally posted by ZmOz:
The crime's really getting rough in my neighborhood, I think it might be time to move. Look at all this horrible stuff in the police log out of today's paper...


-Someone smeared a burrito over the windshield and top of a vehicle parked in the 400 block of Southeast Cochran drive between 12:15 and 7:00 AM on oct. 30

That burrito incident was only 1/4 mile from my house! Sheesh! Better make sure the doors are locked tonight!
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It's time to move, the cheese in those burritos can be hard to get off a car.
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I just hope it wasn't a Taco Bell burrito...those can really do some damage!
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I just hope it wasn't a Taco Bell burrito...those can really do some damage!
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Yeah, especially when you EAT them.

Seriously, that sounds like the exact same stuff that goes on in my city, which is rated 9'th safest in the country (or something like that).
 
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