I love Lucas marine grease

[OVERKILL]

I received a case of it, constructed an altar and proceeded to burn it in a sacrificial fire, screaming "**** you Lucas!!!!" while unloading copious amounts of .308 into the blaze. A herd of deer later defecated on the ashes.

 

[jonlandrum]

I received a case of it, constructed an altar and proceeded to burn it in a sacrificial fire, screaming "**** you Lucas!!!!" while unloading copious amounts of .308 into the blaze. A herd of deer later defecated on the ashes.

This same response is warranted for any Lucas product, to be fair.