Heinz selling spaghetti carbonara in a can in the UK - Italians outraged

[burbguy82]

Because making just regular spaghettis is just not good enough.

It is too hard to make some real sauce, you know it requires archaic tasks like cooking.

 

[wavinwayne]

 

[Rmay635703]

For the time being the only place it will be sold is in the UK. I guess in the UK Heinz is known for a lot of canned foods - especially their "Baked Beanz".

The UK LIVES off bread and bland canned foods, if it’s not in a can it’s not British


The outrage reminds me of a meme made on a previous topic of Italian outrage.

 

[Vil_Riker]

I had to google what carbonara is. How do you put that properly in a can?

 

[Jimmy_Russells]

I had to google what carbonara is. How do you put that properly in a can?

That's the point

 

[PWMDMD]

No no, you gotta say it in Italian
"a vomitti!"

My boss in high school who was from Italy and owned a pizzeria used to say, "Vomitate". I never had the heart to correct him. To this day, I use that word in jest.

FTR...carbonara in a can makes me want to vomitate!

 

[vavavroom]

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This looks like something I'd expect @Jdeere562 to harvest from an unfortunate critter, maybe from a llama, and to have his neighborly Angel of Mercy fry for dinner.

 

[Jdeere562]

Looks like a big kidney. Those must have the urine boiled out of them where I came from.

 

[Vil_Riker]

That's the point

English science has gone too far