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I've got top health cover myself....it's worth it.

Queen was visiting one of Australia's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
Oh my #@$%!, said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this? The doctor leading the tour explains, I am sorry your majesty, this man has a very serious condition in that his testicles rapidly fill
with semen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly. Oh, I am sorry, said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. Oh my #@$%!, said the Queen. What's happening there? The Doctor replied, Same problem, better health cover.
 
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