So I'm cruising Golden Gate Park when I see a giant Furby or tribble among the flower beds at the Conservatory. I follow it around to investigate the nature of the creature, but it's basically impossible to tell which ends eats and which end poops. It might be walking backwards. When the wind turns, the face appears for a few seconds. Judging by the blue tongue, it must be a chow-chow: Eventually the chow decides to pose for me. I'm having a Cujo moment and decide to leave that hairy beast be: CAPTION CONTEST: "Give me a kiss." "Baldy and the Beast"