Funny Craigslist ad

[Cmobile]

Was looking for a used garage fridge and this popped up.

LMAO

https://austin.craigslist.org/clt/d/austin-one-soulful-bottle-of-ketchup/7901390695.html

 

[fantastic]

Can't make this stuff up!

 

[Cmobile]

Thought id post the humor for archival reasons

im not sure who posted this add on CL, but I found it amusing.

You think it's just a condiment.
But it knows things.
It’s seen waffles where there should have been fries.
Heard the cries of microwave hot dogs at 2am.
Stood in the back of the fridge, waiting… waiting… while you gave your love to salsa.

It’s not mad. Just tired.

Candle not included unless you can prove you’re ready. Best by a date that no longer matters.

Serious inquiries only. No flakes. No ranch dressing lovers.

No lowballers. I know what I have.

$6 OBO""

 

[crashz]

That was a great ad!

Love the sign off "I know what I have"

Perfection!

 

[TooManyWheels]

A few years back we sawed up and removed a hot tub. I took pictures of the piled up remains with the intention of posting an April Fool's ad for a hot tub kit, excellent condition, some assembly required.

 

[Cmobile]

Now that's funny .

 

[QwikKota]

Ketchup on a hot dog?! Sacrilege!