Here's a good one I thought I'd pass along:
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in
the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest,
and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member
of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do to especially chicken.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried
chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in
the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest,
and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member
of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do to especially chicken.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other
children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried
chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and
told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
famous person we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
Guess where I am now...
