Normally, I dislike (sometimes hate) spiders. But this one I find really cool. The Portia Jumping spider. Extremely intelligent.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10442051
http://www.theiff.org/press/laweekly03-06.html
"Portia Spiders
So you're lounging around in a freshly-built web one day--just chillin', hangin' out, all bein' a spider and [censored]--when you feel the telltale struggles of a delicious little victim. As you prepare to pump your squirming dinner with venom, something goes terribly awry; the "trapped" bug easily scurries out of view, and you feel a pair of tiny fangs sink right into your [censored].
O, irony!
Wait, is that irony or does that just suck? You don't know. You don't understand complicated English concepts; you're just a [censored] spider. Or at least you were.
Now you're dead.
You ran afoul of the Portia spider, and it's not really your fault that it totally kicked your [censored] at being a spider. See, the Portia displays more brainpower than was ever thought possible in an insect. Each individual Portia employs their own unique and vast arsenal of dastardly impersonations to trick, ensnare and consume their prey.
A Portia spider might strum a pattern on a strand to impersonate the buzzing of a fly caught in another spider's web, while a different spider of the same exact species might opt to catch a real fly to throw in the web and, while the prey spider is distracted, sneak up behind it. It may pretend to be inanimate by moving only in the wind, it may observe and duplicate another spider's entire mating ritual or sometimes it might even build a complete web of its own that attaches to its victim's, thereby creating a trap out of the spider's own trap.
Jesus, Portia, there's being clever and then there's just being a [manually censored word for male anatomy]
Portia spiders design a new tactic for every individual spider they hunt, noting the prey's species, behaviors and circumstances before formulating their plan of attack. The Portia spider is so ingeniously murderous, it makes the Joker look like a furious mongoloid with a sledgehammer.
Don't believe us? Think we're exaggerating?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10442051
http://www.theiff.org/press/laweekly03-06.html
"Portia Spiders
So you're lounging around in a freshly-built web one day--just chillin', hangin' out, all bein' a spider and [censored]--when you feel the telltale struggles of a delicious little victim. As you prepare to pump your squirming dinner with venom, something goes terribly awry; the "trapped" bug easily scurries out of view, and you feel a pair of tiny fangs sink right into your [censored].
O, irony!
Wait, is that irony or does that just suck? You don't know. You don't understand complicated English concepts; you're just a [censored] spider. Or at least you were.
Now you're dead.
You ran afoul of the Portia spider, and it's not really your fault that it totally kicked your [censored] at being a spider. See, the Portia displays more brainpower than was ever thought possible in an insect. Each individual Portia employs their own unique and vast arsenal of dastardly impersonations to trick, ensnare and consume their prey.
A Portia spider might strum a pattern on a strand to impersonate the buzzing of a fly caught in another spider's web, while a different spider of the same exact species might opt to catch a real fly to throw in the web and, while the prey spider is distracted, sneak up behind it. It may pretend to be inanimate by moving only in the wind, it may observe and duplicate another spider's entire mating ritual or sometimes it might even build a complete web of its own that attaches to its victim's, thereby creating a trap out of the spider's own trap.
Jesus, Portia, there's being clever and then there's just being a [manually censored word for male anatomy]
Portia spiders design a new tactic for every individual spider they hunt, noting the prey's species, behaviors and circumstances before formulating their plan of attack. The Portia spider is so ingeniously murderous, it makes the Joker look like a furious mongoloid with a sledgehammer.
Don't believe us? Think we're exaggerating?
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