Escaped tiger kills visitor

[Gary Allan]

Originally Posted By: moribundman
As opposed to...?

PS: Careful now. See signature.



Clown will eat you.


This reminds me of a cartoon in Hef's publication. There was a clown and his companion.

Tiger eats clown. Tiger comments, "tastes funny".

 

[oilyriser]

They're Grrrrrreat!

 

[oilyriser]

Frosted Flakes tiger, in case I'm being too obscure.

 

[MarkC]

We have two young, rather unique tigers at a local zoo:
http://www.cougarmountainzoo.org/tigers.html

They also have reindeer and cougars. Imagine.

 

[moribundman]

The wall has shrunk overnight from 12-1/2 feet to 12 feet and 5 inches.

 

[Gary Allan]

It's the thermal expansion properties of the fence. Unlike humans, who tend to be taller after being prone for a nights rest, fences, among other things, grow longer/taller/larger as they heat after the long overnight hiatus from the radiant heat that our generous sun provides.

There it is, mori; clear as crystal.

 

[XS650]

Originally Posted By: moribundman
The wall has shrunk overnight from 12-1/2 feet to 12 feet and 5 inches.


No change, they are using decimal feet. 10 inches to the foot.

 

[MarkC]

I don't suppose it's occured to anyone to go actually measure it and video the process.

 

[moribundman]

Originally Posted By: MarkC
I don't suppose it's occured to anyone to go actually measure it and video the process.


Why KISS? Let's remotely triangulate the height!

 

[MarkC]

Was there no video or CCTV of the tiger area?
We can record ourselves on every street corner, why not keep tabs on the kitties?

 

[moribundman]

No cams. We respect the privacy of our animals!

 

[mechtech2]

I don't get the whole 'speculation' thing.
I don't recall stating that Moses was busily carving what I heard on tablets of stone.

 

[oilyriser]

Did anyone notice on that video they were showing, there's a house where the tigers live right beside the wall, and if they climb on the roof of that house...

Raccoons can climb a sheer brick wall as far as they want.

 

[moribundman]

Originally Posted By: mechtech2
I don't get the whole 'speculation' thing.
I don't recall stating that Moses was busily carving what I heard on tablets of stone.


Speculation is the new news. It's more profitable to report anything than saying "We will report when we have anything resembling facts." That's all.

 

[moribundman]

Originally Posted By: oilyriser
Did anyone notice on that video they were showing, there's a house where the tigers live right beside the wall, and if they climb on the roof of that house...

Raccoons can climb a sheer brick wall as far as they want.


I suggest you apply for a job with the local news.

 

[MarkC]

Originally Posted By: moribundman
No cams. We respect the privacy of our animals!


No doubt because the mere act of observing them would change them....

 

[Pablo]

Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: oilyriser
Did anyone notice on that video they were showing, there's a house where the tigers live right beside the wall, and if they climb on the roof of that house...

Raccoons can climb a sheer brick wall as far as they want.


I suggest you apply for a job with the local news.

 

[alreadygone]

Originally Posted By: Pablo
Originally Posted By: moribundman
Originally Posted By: oilyriser
Did anyone notice on that video they were showing, there's a house where the tigers live right beside the wall, and if they climb on the roof of that house...

Raccoons can climb a sheer brick wall as far as they want.


I suggest you apply for a job with the local news.

Tigers may maul you from one end to the other,,,but Mori goes straight for the throat!

Bob

 

[Gary Allan]

Quote:
Speculation is the new news.


(from Fahrenheit 451)

and what do you think, JANE?

 

[oilyriser]

It's much more exciting if the facts get better every time you hear them.