Originally Posted By: punisher
In college (circa 1987 or so) I pulled into our driveway of our rental house. I couldn't help notice the ambulance in our neighbors driveway. According to a chatty EMS employee it was a a riding lawn mower accident. I wondered what got cut off, finger, hand or toes? Later that night I found out it was indeed a lawnmower accident. He was very, very drunk. He was mowing next to the house, leaning over to check his clearance to the foundation and fell off, bashed his head on the brick siding and fell off the mower. The mover continued on it's merry way across the street and ended up in the parking lot of a restaurant. Motorists that had to stop to miss the traveling mower figured something was wrong and called 911.
And, I just got a CS-450 yesterday, and I am looking for something to cut down.....anything.
I knew a guy that tended to mow around midnight after 20-30 or so beers earlier in the day/evening. He'd have a beer in the cup holder and a beer in his hand, riding around the back yard with the lights on. I always waited to hear a story like this, but it never happened.
On a side note, I don't know how people can consume (rent?) that much liquid, let alone that much beer.
