CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if
she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box
of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I
thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "
You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get
me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and
some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I
figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down
the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if
she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box
of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the
correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I
thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "
You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get
me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and
some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I
figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
