http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=can-you-hear-me-now
"Cell phones cannot cause cancer, because they do not emit enough energy to break the molecular bonds inside cells. Some forms of electromagnetic radiation, such as x-rays, gamma rays and ultraviolet (UV) radiation, are energetic enough to break the bonds in key molecules such as DNA and thereby generate mutations that lead to cancer. Electromagnetic radiation in the form of infrared light, microwaves, television and radio signals, and AC power is too weak to break those bonds..."
So, even if you bombarded yourself with a high enough level of microwaves to cook yourself (like the levels seen inside a microwave oven), it's a literal physical impossibility for those microwaves to cause cancer.
"Cell phones cannot cause cancer, because they do not emit enough energy to break the molecular bonds inside cells. Some forms of electromagnetic radiation, such as x-rays, gamma rays and ultraviolet (UV) radiation, are energetic enough to break the bonds in key molecules such as DNA and thereby generate mutations that lead to cancer. Electromagnetic radiation in the form of infrared light, microwaves, television and radio signals, and AC power is too weak to break those bonds..."
So, even if you bombarded yourself with a high enough level of microwaves to cook yourself (like the levels seen inside a microwave oven), it's a literal physical impossibility for those microwaves to cause cancer.